While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Colin and his wife listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Colin leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"Self-raising, isn't it?"
Colin's ribs will heal in a few weeks.
Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....