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Old 11-04-2004, 17:14   #1 (permalink)
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Marriage & the Silent Treatment...

Marriage (Part 1)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll
go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part 2)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever."

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."

Marriage (Part 3)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it! Time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six'?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Old 11-04-2004, 17:20   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Marriage & the Silent Treatment...

I havent heard the last one before... thats gold
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Old 11-04-2004, 17:23   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha I can honestly say that I have only come close to the silent treatment. LOL
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rofl nice ones
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Good Ones! haven't heard the last one before!
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seen the marriage ones on here before but the silent treatment one is very nice
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Heard them all before. Pretty good.
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