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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 02-21-02, 06:44 PM Thread Starter
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Memorable lines about cars

I always liked "The difference between a Datsun 200B and 180B is that the 200B had twenty more mistakes".

Anybody got some others?
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Always wondered what those profound words on early toyotas are for.

Mean HiCam on a 1983 Corolla, common, and who could ever forget the "Super Responsive" on those 79-80 model Coronas.:oo1: :oo1: :dead:

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We`ve allways pronouced Celica as sillycar,
but that`s an old one.....
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Some of the *lads* over at LS1.com keep calling our cars Frauds and Rustangs the cheeky bastards!
We get them back by calling their cars Bombodores, Crumbledores and a few other names that aren't fit to post here!

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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nah, they just can't read, write or spell.
 
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but hey, what the hell, try out scumaro, dogvet, commonwhore, crumpledoor, commondoor, HSV - Homo Sexual Vehicle, Holds Several Vagrants, Kingswood ( sh!t, sorry, they actually called a car that!) etc etc
 
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Some of the *lads* over at LS1.com keep calling our cars Frauds and Rustangs the cheeky bastards!
We get them back by calling their cars Bombodores, Crumbledores and a few other names that aren't fit to post here!
The fact that they are Holden fans should tell you everything, so you needn't ask any more.........They are stupid numbskulls!!!!
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Not all are Marine1...Holden have their fair share of dickheads, and I'm sure we do too.

Do I really have to write something funny in here?

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