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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-25-04, 08:49 PM Thread Starter
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since u guys can post stuff bout chicks, im gonna post stuff bout men! only fair lol

Men!

How dogs and men are the same:

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

How dogs are better than men:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (okay, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you
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Re: Men!!!

Yep, sounds about right to me.

Now, what exactly is the down side of this for us guys?


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i guess nothing if its tru lol
there wasnt really a downside, just u guys post stuff bout chicks all da time
so i posted this, not really ment to b bad or anything.
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i guess nothing if its tru lol
there wasnt really a downside, just u guys post stuff bout chicks all da time
so i posted this, not really ment to b bad or anything.
I know, just stirring. Scary thing is it's pretty much all true......and yet still funny!

Good find I say!


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ha - least you don't have to register us.

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meh. I don't see the funny side of it at all.

Only kidding.

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.

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i see nothing wrong with this post....except i have no fear about vacuum cleaners... Since when has lifting my feet whilst my girlfriend vacuums been a fear??
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Burp, fart, pass the beer will ya luv....oh and woof
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Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaaa

This is soooooo true

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I reckin its just about spot on haha
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