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Old 07-14-2004, 03:48   #1 (permalink)
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1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him .

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men .......... a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men
- strong, caring, loving -
they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".

17. Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone else's.


Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism. ( or to be taught? )
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Old 07-14-2004, 03:52   #2 (permalink)
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I'll pay that one good work lol
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:08   #3 (permalink)
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Heheheheheheheheheeeee


that is sooooo true

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Old 07-14-2004, 04:31   #4 (permalink)
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rofl....

well done.....
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C'mon Kristy, you can come up with better than that.......

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Old 07-14-2004, 21:29   #7 (permalink)
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Lmao so true..
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Old 07-14-2004, 22:10   #8 (permalink)
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what else can i say hehe
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Old 07-14-2004, 23:20   #9 (permalink)
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