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Old 07-12-2004, 01:02   #1 (permalink)
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Men are ........ One for the girls ;)

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Old 07-12-2004, 01:11   #2 (permalink)
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Hey!

Women are like... ...um...

Boobs Rock!
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/me goes to look for the woman version

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Women are like... ...um...

Boobs Rock!
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Very funny Lisa.
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hehe nice one lisa
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Well I sense a lack of interest & enjoyment from the men in the camp


bwhahahahahhahahahahhahahaaa



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Well I sense a lack of interest & enjoyment from the men in the camp


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Come on Lisa. I know you can do better than that!

I think it's kinda cute!

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Now you're not suggesting this applies to your 3FB buddies are you Lisa?
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Now you're not suggesting this applies to your 3FB buddies are you Lisa?

Hehehehehehee couse not Blurter




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