Just give me an excuse...
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: struct melbourne hallam;
men vs women *offensive to women*
Sorry ladies if this offends you:
Taking Jabs at women
What is the thickest book in the world? How to pick up women
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One just ask a man . Men will do anything for a screw .
Why do women adjust there hair at traffic lights ? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why don't women eat more M & M's? It makes there ass look big
What do you call a wo man with an I.Q. of 50? blonde
What's a woman's idea of foreplay? A half hour of being begged .
How can you tell if a woman is sexually excited? You can't
What's the difference between women and government bonds? You make money with bonds
Why are blonde jokes so short? So women can understand them.
What do women and beer bottles have in common? You know if your the first to crack one
How can you tell if a woman is happy? You're right
How many shops does a women have to visit to get a roll of toilet paper? atleast 10, none are supermarkets.
How are women and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the handicap ones are also taken.
What's a woman's idea of housework? Cleaning clean things.
What's the difference between a woman and E.T.? E.T. only cost a few million
What did God say after he created woman? nothing beats the original
What does a woman consider a seven course meal? seven meals that wont make her fat
How do women exercise for the beach? By twisting infront of the mirror checking out her ass infront of the mirror for an hour
What's the best way to force a woman to do situps? Put a shopping voucher bettween her toes.
How do women define a 50/50 relationship? They earn/we spend
Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....