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Night_Lurker · 09-16-2003, 08:14

Sorry ladies if this offends you:

Taking Jabs at women

What is the thickest book in the world? How to pick up women

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One just ask a man . Men will do anything for a screw .

Why do women adjust there hair at traffic lights ? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why don't women eat more M & M's? It makes there ass look big

What do you call a wo man with an I.Q. of 50? blonde

What's a woman's idea of foreplay? A half hour of being begged .

How can you tell if a woman is sexually excited? You can't

What's the difference between women and government bonds? You make money with bonds

Why are blonde jokes so short? So women can understand them.

What do women and beer bottles have in common? You know if your the first to crack one

How can you tell if a woman is happy? You're right

How many shops does a women have to visit to get a roll of toilet paper? atleast 10, none are supermarkets.

How are women and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the handicap ones are also taken.

What's a woman's idea of housework? Cleaning clean things.

What's the difference between a woman and E.T.? E.T. only cost a few million

What did God say after he created woman? nothing beats the original

What does a woman consider a seven course meal? seven meals that wont make her fat

How do women exercise for the beach? By twisting infront of the mirror checking out her ass infront of the mirror for an hour

What's the best way to force a woman to do situps? Put a shopping voucher bettween her toes.

How do women define a 50/50 relationship? They earn/we spend

honer · 09-16-2003, 19:57

Quote:

What do women and beer bottles have in common? You know if your the first to crack one

mwahahahahaa :D

EFJase · 09-16-2003, 20:49

made me remeber this one;

Why dont woman need driver licences? Coz theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

:)

EFJase · 09-16-2003, 20:50

why do woman have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen bench

Mother Nature · 09-18-2003, 01:46

Bwahahhahahahahaaaaaa

No offence taken at all ......now to find the reply

BARRAGT290 · 09-18-2003, 07:02

LMFAO OMG WHAT A CRAK I LOVED IT HERE IS ONE
why do women have more accidents then guys? coz they dont have the balls to make the decisions.

Sticky Date · 09-19-2003, 00:09

he, he, as with Mother Nature no offense taken, a few of them say an awful lot about men (not in a flattering way either).

Keep up the good work boys

cheers

Mrs kooky · 09-19-2003, 05:00

If you can't beat em, join em.....

Why are wedding dresses white?

Cause the dishwasher has to match the fridge and washing machine.