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Old 08-19-2003, 15:47   #1 (permalink)
 
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Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

Had this sent to me and couldnt resist.

Now remember people, just jokes!

(1) Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest
stamps?

They had pictures of Holden Racing Drivers on them. People couldn't
figure out which side to spit on.

(2) Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a HRT
Jacket?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his
family from the embarrassment.

(3) Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything
inside
them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."

The fourth one says, "I prefer Holden fans. They're heartless,
spineless,
gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."

(4) If you see a Holden supporter on a bicycle, why should you never
swerve to hit him?

It could be your bicycle.

(5) What do Holden fans and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

(6) What do you have when 100 Holden fans are buried up to their necks
in
sand?

Not enough sand.

(7) You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Holden
supporter. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot the Holden supporter - twice.

(8) What's the difference between Greg Murphy and a jet engine?

A jet engine eventually stops whining.

(9) How many Holden supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and Mark Skaife to say
that, if CAMS had done its job properly in the first place, the light
bulb
would never have gone out.


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Old 08-19-2003, 15:57   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

ooooohh, your a bad, bad, man (piss funny though)
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Old 08-19-2003, 15:57   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

already been posted.
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Old 08-19-2003, 15:58   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

HAHA, love them! Great for a laugh. I love number 7! I would do the same thing.
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Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

Its old, but funny none the less !

I always love HSV bashing :)
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Old 08-19-2003, 23:42   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

Quote:
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Its old, but funny none the less !

I always love HSV bashing :)
Yep, Good for the soul
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Can never get enough of those.
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Re: Merciless HSV bashing, but damn funny

thats a pisser!
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