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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-12-2002, 03:26 Thread Starter
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After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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Thats a Great one !!!!
Just love it !
Being Irish descent, and an Avid Guiness Lover, this joke takes the cake !!!!

Keep em coming, and welcome to the Boards !!!!

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A few years ago there was a Guiness shortage in Ireland, they solved the problem though by serving up larger with a pair of sunnies.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-13-2002, 06:47
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love it!
being irish i get o hear all the shitty jokes that are designed to make the irish out to be stupid (i believe henry ford was irish).

nice one.

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