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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-20-04, 04:11 PM Thread Starter
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Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
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I disagree. I believe Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is a more universal and functional word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****

http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestu...word-****.html

Obviously you'll need to replace the **** with the correct letters after you click the links.

There's also a spoken version sound file of the second link available but I couldn't find it.

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I disagree. I believe Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is a more universal and functional word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****

http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestu...word-****.html

Obviously you'll need to replace the **** with the correct letters after you click the links.

There's also a spoken version sound file of the second link available but I couldn't find it.
could this be the link?
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-21-04, 03:17 AM
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Hahahaha yeah, that's the one. I actually forgot about the Flash version. I just recall there being a wave or mp3 sound as well. But the Flash is more entertaining! Thanks for posting it again.

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i have that sound file. its quite funny

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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That link is dead, try this one.

http://www.b00n.de/swf/The%20F-Word.swf

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