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10-16-2004, 02:44
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The most powerful liquid in the world
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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10-16-2004, 02:48
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
haha good one!
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10-16-2004, 04:00
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
Rotflmao
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10-16-2004, 05:23
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
good one.
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10-16-2004, 05:26
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10-16-2004, 06:25
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
Hmmm, have cat. Need turpentine, the neighbour owns a Harley!
Ed :)
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10-16-2004, 07:10
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
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Originally Posted by XD 351 Ute
Hmmm, have cat. Need turpentine, the neighbour owns a Harley!
Ed :)
Hmmm caught cat bought turps want harley
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10-16-2004, 07:11
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
HE HE I hate cats, I love it!
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10-16-2004, 08:38
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
Bwahahaha!!
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10-16-2004, 08:38
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Re: The most powerful liquid in the world
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Hmmm, have cat. Need turpentine, the neighbour owns a Harley!
Ed :)
Thniking of experimenting are we?
lol
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