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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-29-03, 03:31 AM Thread Starter
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the most unfair thing

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up alot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being to healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and get ready for highschool. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen!

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Great idea! I'll just email now with your suggestion, I'm sure he/she'll agree and instantly change everything so that our life cycles make more sense...

In all seriousness, you're right, it would be better if life worked that way, but oh well. Ending up as an orgasm sounds like a great way to finish your life!

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lol thats pretty funny!

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George Costanza, right?! Pisser!

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you know what this makes me depressed so im not going to think about it,but yeah a orgasm would be a good way to go out..

think about it really hard your gunna live life and in the end you'll die and after your death your gunna be forgotten after a family cycle(25?years)and then its what exactly???who knows??? thats the cycle going forwards dont it just suck!

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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