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Old 10-18-2001, 00:06   #1 (permalink)
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From the mouths of babes ( I had to share)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>
>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
>like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
>keep the chips and dip coming.
>--Alan, age 10
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
>to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
>later who you're stuck with.
>--Kirsten, age 10
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
>FOREVER by then.
>--Camille, age 10
>
>No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>married.
>--Freddie, age 6
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
>yelling at the same kids.
>--Derrick, age 8
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
>Both don't want any more kids.
>--Lori, age 8
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
>know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
>long enough.
>--Lynnette, age 8
>
>On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
>usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>--Martin, age 10
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
>columns.
>--Craig, age 9
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>When they're rich.
>--Pam, age 7
>
>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
>mess with that.
>--Curt, age 7
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
>marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>--Howard, age 8
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
>never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
>out.
>--Theodore, age 8
>
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
>someone to clean up after them.
>--Anita, age 9
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>--Kelvin, age 8
>
>"And the #1 Favorite is........"
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
>truck.

>--Ricky, age 10



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Old 10-18-2001, 01:29   #2 (permalink)
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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
--Freddie, age 6
Aaggghhh!! Ya tell me that now... Righto I've got 18 months to get out of it then..

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10
LMAO!!! Aint that the truth!!..
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So what your saying is that we are at our smartest when we are children:D
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So what your saying is that we are at our smartest when we are children:D
Going off the list I'd say around the age of eight!! :eek:
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Going off the list I'd say around the age of eight!! :eek:
Speaking for myself I was slow. I peaked at 10 and it has been down hill ever since.
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Trey, thats great!!! I love it!
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