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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-20-03, 05:17 AM Thread Starter
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My joke for the week

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TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered f*cking showers, my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*ck are we?" - Amelia Erhardt, 1937
4th - "Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

And,.....drum roll........
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word.................

1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the f*ck is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997
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Hehehehe

Thought 3rd shoulda been 1st tho.....never satisfied, me.

Good one mate!

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Another one

- F*cking Arabs - George W. Bush 11/9/2001

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Nah that'll be when someone finally assassinates the maniac.

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-- F*ucking Ford - Peter Hanenburger 2003 over loss of sales to the BA

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LMFAO.
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John Howard - 2004 Election - Who the F*ck is Simon Crean?

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best joke here yet good one mate :-D
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