My wife and the UK Mail
For some silly reason, my wife reads the UK Mail. Not sure why as she was born in upstate NY and has lived in the US all her life, but she's addicted to that paper. Anyway, she informs me this morning after reading the online version that donkeys have teats and produce milk. Well, donkeys are mammals so that stands to reason. Then she informs me that they are culturing it. So, for 1000 pounds, you can buy one kilo of ass cheese.
I'll stick to cheddar, thank you very much.
'Scuse me, while I scrape this Honda outta my treads.