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Old 03-25-2004, 20:08   #1 (permalink)
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Naughty poems! :P

funny stuff this! hehe

this has a lot of not so nice language so if u dont like swearing and that, u mighten wanna read this, but if u read it anyway i take no responsibility for ur actions lol


Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Oh baby i get horny

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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
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Kissing is a habit
****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have tore
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Sex is when a guys information
enters a girls communication
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
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Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
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Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him away from all other girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Put his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ****
And if my mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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Old 03-25-2004, 20:11   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Naughty poems! :P

LOL. Those are great too! Can't beleive I havn't heard of one of them. I guess when you have as much sex as I do you don't get time to sit around and think about "what if"...
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LOL. Those are great too! Can't beleive I havn't heard of one of them. I guess when you have as much sex as I do you don't get time to sit around and think about "what if"...
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I agree Cobra...I haven't heard any of them either! Top find Pursuity
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they're always speeding around on junk mails.
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What the hand doesn't count?
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What the hand doesn't count?

I hope you wash your hands before you come over!
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NO need to. I have a ew females associates in the werribee area I see before i visit you :)

Besides, I gotta drive would't want some stick substance on that perforated steering wheel would I?
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haha what about the five f's poem

Find em
Follow em
Finger em
**** em
Forget em
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I like my women Sensuous!!!


Sensuous up, can you get me another beer?
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