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Old 05-22-2002, 23:13   #1 (permalink)
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Need a push?

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger is standing in the pouring down rain and asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife. "Just
a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "NO, I didn't - it's three in the morning and raining like hell outside!"

"Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the
Pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello-are you still there?" "Yes,"
comes the answer. "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," the drunk replies.
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Old 05-24-2002, 03:37   #2 (permalink)
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