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Needing a Divorce (Joke)

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Ca nada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him,"very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?"
Pole: "Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

Lawyer: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar."

Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
Pole: "No. We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

Lawyer: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
Pole: "All my relations are in Poland."

Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
Pole: "Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is, yes."

Lawyer: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
Pole: No, I'm always up before her."

Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?"
Pole: No, she white."

Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"
Pole: "She going to kill me."

Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"
Pole: "I got proof."

Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"
Pole: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -it says, 'Polish Remover.'"

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those damn poles, nice one

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HAHAH I found that extremly funny! Great post!

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