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Old 11-24-2003, 04:25   #1 (permalink)
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Q. what time is bedtime bedtime at neverland?


A. when the big hand touches the little hand.
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Old 11-24-2003, 04:28   #2 (permalink)
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Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams
every night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:42   #3 (permalink)
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Oh they're gross!!
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Old 11-24-2003, 14:06   #4 (permalink)
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That is all grot. Grotty grotty people.
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:53   #5 (permalink)
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hahahaha i love those sorta jokes

more !!!
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Old 11-25-2003, 06:14   #6 (permalink)
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more hey...
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:54   #7 (permalink)
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Heheh

Edit: Lets try that again !


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Old 11-25-2003, 09:55   #8 (permalink)
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and unsafe for children to play with and the other is for carrying groceries.
Ba-da-bing.
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Old 11-25-2003, 19:25   #9 (permalink)
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Did anyone hear that Michael Jackson dangled a kid off a balcony a while back?

It was very unususal, usually he just tosses them off.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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