AU XR8

A new doctor was assigned to the all American cheer leading squad as their general practicioner
The first young lady arrives for her annual check up and when he examined her he notices she had an indentation of a D on her chest and he askes diplomatically where it come from and she said that her new boyfrind has been accepted into the new Delaware college and he is so proud that he never takes his new jacket off even when we make love and as he pressed his chest against mine it leaves this impression on me. The doc satisfied carried on and gave her a clean bill of health
The next young lady comes in and during the exam he notices that this one has a T and he gets the same response from the first girl but her boyfrind has been excepted in to the university of Texas
Lastly he examines the last of the 3 girls and noticed she has a W right in the middle of her chest and by this time the doc is thinking that she has a boyfrind at a college which starts with a W and he askes
I have noticed you have a W impression on your chest do you have a boyfrind that goes to a Washington college by any chance and she replied no but I have a girlfriend that goes to Mississippi why do you ask.

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Dellboy999

LOL .... an old one, but still worthy of a laugh.

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Beefchief

Needs. More. Punctuation!

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honer

Love it !!!

FordHawk

Hehe...Who wouldn't love to be that doctor!

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