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A new drink, beware..

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it the more excited she gets,
and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on
the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and
finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice
and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits...
at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the
salty, curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gagreflex
but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?"

"It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'"

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lol, think this was posted not to long ago

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Still funny though

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Ahhh, nuts ! Next time I'll do a search.

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