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Old 05-12-2002, 04:47   #1 (permalink)
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new secretary

Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and
polite. One day while taking dictation. She noticed his fly was open. When
he got up to leave, she said, Oh Mr. Smith, did you know that your barracks
door was open ?

He did not acknowledge the remark at first, but later he happened
to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have a little
fun with his new secretary, calling her into the office, he asked, By the
way Miss Jones, when you said that the barracks door was open this morning,
did you also see a soldier standing at attention?

The secretary who was quite witty replied, Why no Mr. Smith, all I
saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffle bags .
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