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Old 09-02-2002, 05:12   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin New tiles (Joke)

An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She
yelled out for her husband Jacko.

"Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled.

Jacko came running in.

"Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too
heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"

"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her"

"Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits"

"Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do
that"?

Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:15   #2 (permalink)
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:) thats very funny, but i bet the moderators wont agree....
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:20   #3 (permalink)
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LoL, I'll have a laugh now before it gets banned...
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:34   #4 (permalink)
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excellent...gotta remember that one :)
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Old 09-02-2002, 06:02   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha! Top marks to Jacko for lateral thinking.

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Old 09-02-2002, 06:02   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2002, 07:53   #7 (permalink)
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i gotta keep quiet on this one my mouth usualy gets me in trouble with mods, but yea god dam i had a laugh out of that one:):):):):):MUha: :s3
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Old 09-02-2002, 09:36   #8 (permalink)
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2 thumbs up for that one.

shouldnt get banned if its in the donating members forum.....or should it?????????????????
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Old 09-04-2002, 02:36   #10 (permalink)
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