An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She
yelled out for her husband Jacko.
"Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled.
Jacko came running in.
"Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too
heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"
"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her"
"Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits"
"Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do
that"?
Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
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It's better to remain quiet and let people think you are a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
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2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
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New tiles (Joke)
Slick, Quick and Fulliii SIK!!!
i gotta keep quiet on this one my mouth usualy gets me in trouble with mods, but yea god dam i had a laugh out of that one:):):):):):MUha: :s3
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