New weapon against terrorism
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Louisiana
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent
in with the following information:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music
5. Some are queer.
That should just about do it. Don't you think?
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.