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Old 12-26-2001, 19:59   #1 (permalink)
 
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nick's gourmet joke of the day

i'm gonna try and post a joke every day... just for the hell of it...

a ship went down during a stormy night and only 8 people survived - 7 men and a woman. they find themselves washed up on a deserted island, and they figured they were likely to stay there for a while. since this was the case, they started farming, hunting, building a hut, etc. it was a nice little settup they had there.

after about 2 months the tensions started to rise because men and women have their "NEEDS" which were not being fullfilled. the reached an agreement that each of the men would spend one night per week with the woman. it was a bit tough on her, but it was for the wellbeing of the community.

it was all peachy for about 3 years, and then she suddenly died. things got bad! things got worse!! in the end it was was bad they had to bury her.
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Old 12-26-2001, 23:12   #2 (permalink)
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That's sick!!
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i know! gotta love it! hahaha
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thats an old one
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