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nick's gourmet joke of the day 2

it's a parrot joke as well, cuz the other joke reminded me of it.

this bloke buys a parrot real cheap! it's a nice, big, healthy looking bird so he's quite happy with his choice.

however, as parrot saw someone come close to him he'd start using the most obscene language you've ever heard! at first the guy got embarassed, but after that get started getting real pissed off with the parrot and after millions of threats, the guy decides that he's had it and shoves the parrot into the freezer as a punishment.

the parrot screeched and swore for a minute or two and then silence. utter silence.

the guy quickly opens the freezer door thinking he may have hurt the bird. the parrot calmly flies out and lands on the guys shoulder and says:

"i understand i have been a most obnoxious individual and i appologise for my actions. i promise to change my ways, and from now on i shall not utter one obscene word for any reason. may i ask a question though?"

the bloke can't believe this, and he goes "yeah"

"may i know what did the chicken do?"

<p align="center"> *** just because it sells it doesn't mean it's good *** </p>
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