After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Thats a nightmare alright. Ahh well after i've scored 14/16 in recognising a girl from a shemale it won't happen to me.
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AUII Late Ed XR6 HP T5 Venom- Full Tickford Body Kit, 17in Wheels, Herrod Bi-plane Spoiler, Momo Steer/Gear, T-Series Interior Options, Premium Stereo and a very light-tuned 4.0L I6
(FPV-Tickford Club of NSW Member and Co-Founding Member of 3FB Inc, Ford Forums Food Bandits)
Originally posted by XR8chic EF - thats still a 2 in 16 or a 12% chance that it could be you!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary very scary.
"shudders".
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Motor May 2001 Quote: "Believe it or not, there are actually a bunch of weirdos out there who reckon a six cylinder is the dux gutz. Bugger it: I'm one of them" :s5
AUII Late Ed XR6 HP T5 Venom- Full Tickford Body Kit, 17in Wheels, Herrod Bi-plane Spoiler, Momo Steer/Gear, T-Series Interior Options, Premium Stereo and a very light-tuned 4.0L I6
(FPV-Tickford Club of NSW Member and Co-Founding Member of 3FB Inc, Ford Forums Food Bandits)
guys, remember that chick that liked to do it doggy style with the lights off, or the one that wanted only backdoor fun because she "wanted to stay a virgin" - well, SHE could have been a HE or a former HE. *evil grin* MUHAHAHAHA!
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<p align="center"> *** just because it sells it doesn't mean it's good *** </p> Tickford Owners Club of NSW
Originally posted by adviliax mortus guys, remember that chick that liked to do it doggy style with the lights off, or the one that wanted only backdoor fun because she "wanted to stay a virgin" - well, SHE could have been a HE or a former HE. *evil grin* MUHAHAHAHA!
Originally posted by FM Lovely.. Another "brilliant" topic of discussion... Can we keep it clean please.. This is a Ford Forums not a FullySchickSickoFest..
FM, i hear what you are saying, but i think you left a "Y" out.
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