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Old 04-15-2002, 18:01   #1 (permalink)
 
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Nightmare

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Old 04-15-2002, 21:35   #2 (permalink)
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Thats a nightmare alright. Ahh well after i've scored 14/16 in recognising a girl from a shemale it won't happen to me.
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Old 04-15-2002, 21:38   #3 (permalink)
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EF - thats still a 2 in 16 or a 12% chance that it could be you!!!!
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwww shemales. I've been to thailand, ive seen em.

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EF - thats still a 2 in 16 or a 12% chance that it could be you!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary very scary.

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guys, remember that chick that liked to do it doggy style with the lights off, or the one that wanted only backdoor fun because she "wanted to stay a virgin" - well, SHE could have been a HE or a former HE. *evil grin* MUHAHAHAHA!
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Lovely.. Another "brilliant" topic of discussion... Can we keep it clean please.. This is a Ford Forums not a FullySchickSickoFest..
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guys, remember that chick that liked to do it doggy style with the lights off, or the one that wanted only backdoor fun because she "wanted to stay a virgin" - well, SHE could have been a HE or a former HE. *evil grin* MUHAHAHAHA!
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Lovely.. Another "brilliant" topic of discussion... Can we keep it clean please.. This is a Ford Forums not a FullySchickSickoFest..
FM, i hear what you are saying, but i think you left a "Y" out.

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fm what's not clean? don't tell me you've never had sex?!

come on mate, this IS the asylum and the majority 13 year-olds know about the birds and the bees nowadays.
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