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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-07-02, 05:07 AM Thread Starter
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No Belly Button

No Belly Button

Once upon a time a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was
nothing that they could do. Like it or not he was stuck with it. All the
years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made
fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus never made any

One day a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in
Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next
day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Napal.
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant

The swami knew exactly why he had come. The man was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the
screw would have been removed.

The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night
while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window bearing in it's
mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the
screw and disappeared out of the window. The next morning when he woke,
he saw the golden screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down,
he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!

Jubilant, he leaped out of bed...

...and his ass fell off.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-07-02, 06:02 AM
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thats stupid...

he should have just put a jewel on it, and said it was a naval peircing..

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i'm sorry but that's not funny...

<p align="center"> *** just because it sells it doesn't mean it's good *** </p>
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