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Old 06-09-2004, 04:26   #1 (permalink)
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Non Living Things

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;

For Example...

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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Old 06-09-2004, 05:02   #2 (permalink)
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hehe i like that remote control one
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LOL

love the remote one
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha i carnt stop laughing at them that the best stuff i heard in ages
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lmao funny, the remote control one is funny
and i like the subway one too, funny and sooo true
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Love #2 and #10, funny as. Good one XR6Gal...oh.. and good to see your avatar is back, one of my favorites...makes me laugh everytime. I offer you mine...on a platter...(a lame attempt at #6 on that list).
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Lol, nice.
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Haha, very true.
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Love #2 and #10, funny as. Good one XR6Gal...oh.. and good to see your avatar is back, one of my favorites...makes me laugh everytime. I offer you mine...on a platter...(a lame attempt at #6 on that list).
Thanks, but your avatar isn't that good, i'll just stick with mine hahaha
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Hehe Remote control. With the number I have at home you think I'd have learned by now!
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