XR6Gal

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;

For Example...

1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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mad_ea_spac

hehe i like that remote control one

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1994 ED Ford Falcon Gli wagon, polynesian green, 4speed auto, dual fuel, spac cluster, 3.27ss diff,pioneer DEH3600 head unit, trip computer, ED fairmont grille, EF T-bar

Mods to come: 2.5'' lukey cat-back mandrel bent exhaust with 1 resonator and 1 straight thru muffler, EF cam, Clear indicatros all round, AU3 XR snorkel, 17" Keizzer rims, EDxr front,12"sub,sports wheel

In Progress: EF door trims


Pics Here: www.edwagon.tk

Perana XR8

LOL

love the remote one

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Ben

cookie

hahahahahahahahahahahaha i carnt stop laughing at them that the best stuff i heard in ages

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THEY MAY BE BIG, HEAVY AND OPEN DIFT BUT FALCONS ARE DRIFTABLE, ASK THE COP THAT CONFISCATED IT!

Pursuit_chick

lmao funny, the remote control one is funny
and i like the subway one too, funny and sooo true

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'93 ED GLi Falcon
White, auto, performance 16's,
Pioneer DEH-P4650 MP3 H/U, Pioneer 6's.
Sub on the way!
Future mods: Speed Holes!

012

Love #2 and #10, funny as. Good one XR6Gal...oh.. and good to see your avatar is back, one of my favorites...makes me laugh everytime. I offer you mine...on a platter...(a lame attempt at #6 on that list).

BlueAU

Lol, nice.

Peuty

Haha, very true.

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BACK II BACK

XR6Gal

Thanks, but your avatar isn't that good, i'll just stick with mine hahaha

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SVO Pete

Hehe Remote control. With the number I have at home you think I'd have learned by now!

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