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Old 01-06-2004, 20:58   #1 (permalink)
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Found this on another forum, *supposed* to be an excerpt from an IRC chat... a little hard to read, but amusing none the less :)

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BoostedToy: tell me if you've ever heard of something THIS stupid
BoostedToy: he bought a used NOS kit from ebay, and wanted to run like a 50 shot on his corsica that had an engine swap, lol
BoostedToy: well, him and his friend hooked it up and were driving around spraying and s*it
BoostedToy: and they were pissed because they couldn't feel any difference
FoWLhEaD9999: lol
BoostedToy: so they re-jetted it for a 75 shot
FoWLhEaD9999: forgot to fill the bottle?
BoostedToy: nope..listen
BoostedToy: it gets worse
FoWLhEaD9999: o god
BoostedToy: it was filled, but it's worse
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: they took the nozzle out to make sure it was spraying , it was
BoostedToy: so they tried it again with a 75 shot and couldn't tell a difference
BoostedToy: they were like calling people out to race
BoostedToy: lol
FoWLhEaD9999: o crap
BoostedToy: they went back home and re-jetted for a 100 shot
BoostedToy: it's still not working..lol
BoostedToy: they put the biggest shot(150 shot) that came with the kit, and got the bottle filled again and started spraying it
FoWLhEaD9999: did they up the fuel pressure?
FoWLhEaD9999: or not turn the bottle on?
BoostedToy: dude...it gets better
FoWLhEaD9999: o man
BoostedToy: lol
FoWLhEaD9999: ok
FoWLhEaD9999: lol
BoostedToy: he was all happy and proud of that car, they managed to put a OHC engine from a sunfire in it
BoostedToy: haha
BoostedToy: anyhow
BoostedToy: just adding to the retardedness
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: well...they went around spraying the sh*t out of that car with like a 150 shot
FoWLhEaD9999: omg
BoostedToy: lol...they still can't feel anything so they are calling up the local hot rod shop(bunch of idiots themslves)
BoostedToy: lol...they can't feel the *hit* of the nitrous
BoostedToy: well...they end up going on the interstate and get on the onramp at the downtown exit in fairmont
BoostedToy: they go up that kinda long hill once you get on I79 southbound
FoWLhEaD9999: ya
BoostedToy: they spray the car for like 1 minute straight
BoostedToy: with a 150 shot
BoostedToy: and they hear a "rattle rattle rattle grindddddd" type sound and the car shuts off
FoWLhEaD9999: hahahahah
BoostedToy: they had the corsica towed back to his house, where they called over a few other people to check it out....
BoostedToy: one guy(who wasn't a friend) quickly pointed out "WHAT THE ****"
BoostedToy: dude...listen to this...
BoostedToy: they(corsica owner and friend) drilled a hole through the cam cover ...they were ******* spraying alright..lol....spraying the intake cam with a ******* 150 shot of N20 and it froze the cam and it snapped
BoostedToy: ROFL
FoWLhEaD9999: lmao
BoostedToy: i'm seriously almost crying laughing right now
BoostedToy: everytime i retell that i lose it
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: have you ever heard of anything that dumb
FoWLhEaD9999: how dumb can ya be
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Old 01-06-2004, 21:55   #2 (permalink)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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hahaha dats funny! how did they not realise??
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They are GM owners..........



enough said.
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bahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!
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Old 01-06-2004, 22:48   #6 (permalink)
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They are GM owners..........



enough said.

ROTFL!!!!!

good call on the GM owners Lunatic
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Old 01-06-2004, 22:58   #7 (permalink)
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ROFLMFAO
thats all its worth.

Whats that John? GM Owners?
i seem to remember a GM owner not that long ago.
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Old 01-06-2004, 23:01   #8 (permalink)
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ROFLMFAO
thats all its worth.

Whats that John? GM Owners?
i seem to remember a GM owner not that long ago.
I think said GM owner has been converted.
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Old 01-07-2004, 02:04   #9 (permalink)
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sounds like about half the dimwits in Sydney...
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:36   #10 (permalink)
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ROFLMFAO
thats all its worth.

Whats that John? GM Owners?
i seem to remember a GM owner not that long ago.
Yea I used to be a GM owner, but I do recall removing said problems from my life. After dealing with dimwits like this for more than a good shake it only strengthens my resolve and statement above. After running a GM based website and seeing this sort of crap daily it makes you wonder if there is a few genes missing in the chain or that the owners are a few steps back still in the evolutionary process.
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