not sure which one im in
stiil carnt figure out which is better or which i would prefer.
WORK vs. PRISON
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this
IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell;
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a
IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day;
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.
IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior;
AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with
IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you;
AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games;
AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV or playing
IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet;
AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees
on the seat.
IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to
AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON ...spend your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens;
AT WORK... they are called managers.
IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers;
AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.
IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE?
THEY MAY BE BIG, HEAVY AND OPEN DIFT BUT FALCONS ARE DRIFTABLE, ASK THE COP THAT CONFISCATED IT!