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Old 10-21-2003, 02:23   #1 (permalink)
 
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I thought this was pretty funny

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is
the rake?"

She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"

The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally
makes a raking motion.

The wife not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures.

The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points
to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her
butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the friggin h*ll
was that?"

She replies, "EYE--LEFT TIT -- BEHIND -- THE BUSH!"
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:05   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha
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HA!
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:53   #4 (permalink)
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left tit :)
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bush :)
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the :)

bwah ha hah!
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bwah ha hah!
lol jmartion. Good pickup.
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bush :)
First thing I'd be doing is making her shave that
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Old 10-22-2003, 03:39   #9 (permalink)
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LMAO like em looking young aye?
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dub dub dub dub dub :)
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