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Old 07-19-2004, 22:54   #1 (permalink)
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the Nudist colony **joke

An elderly man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to
wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man .
"No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you
fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key
back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a month but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here!"
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Old 07-19-2004, 23:00   #2 (permalink)
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Re: the Nudist colony **joke

hehehe Good one.

Like the doctor asking his patient about his first visit to the nudist colony ...

the first three days were the hardest.
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Like the doctor asking his patient about his first visit to the nudist colony ...

the first three days were the hardest.
heheh no doubt!!! :s6:
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A good laugh,like it lol
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That is tops Racecraft, pmsl.
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Old 07-20-2004, 00:55   #8 (permalink)
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haha good one!
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LOL,there's a few here that may be in that posistion soon enough.
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Old 07-20-2004, 03:18   #10 (permalink)
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Re: the Nudist colony **joke

I've heard of a bloke who went to a nudist camp on a regular basis and had been doing so for 30 yrs

When asked if he'd go back next year he said "Oh yeah i'll stick it out one more year"
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