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Old 01-14-2002, 18:16   #1 (permalink)
 
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nursing home

Mavis was in a nursing home and was very excited about receiving her new
electric wheel chair. She zoomed around the corridors and rooms of the
nursing home. Reginald also lived at the nursing home - he is a retired
police officer. Reginald used to stop Mavis and try to give her speeding
tickets...alas no luck of course...then asked her for ID of course she
used to produce a shopping docket which he frowned on and then sent her on
her way. One day the matron was very surprised to see Reginald jump out
in front of Mavis stark naked ...but was even more shocked when Mavis's reply came....


.......Oh NO NOT THE BREATHERLIZER AGAIN!!!!
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Old 01-15-2002, 11:54   #2 (permalink)
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This is not a good mental picture !!!!! But a good funny !!!!!!LOL

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