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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
> Nymphomaniacs Convention
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles
> in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman
> the plane. He soon realises she is heading straight
> his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
> Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business
> trip or vacation?".
> "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
> Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with
> excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever
> seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a
> of nymphomaniacs!
> Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks,
> "What's your business role at this convention?"
> "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk
> of the popular myths about sexuality."
> "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are
> "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African
> American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it
> the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
> that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the
> best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."
> Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
> "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with
> you, I don't even know your name!".
> "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto
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