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An old farmer went to town to see a movie

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old
farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie.
Where ever I go, Chuckie goes."

"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the
theater. Not even a pet rooster."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the rooster down
his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the
theater.

He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named
Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer
unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the
movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his cock out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them
all."

"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."

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