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An agricultural salesman is visiting a farm with a view to flogging a new type of combine harvester. "No, sorry son," says the farmer, "my pig takes care of all the harvesting - I have no need for your fancy gizmo."
"Could save you money in the long-term" tries the salesman.
"No, your combine would never match my pig's productivity - you should see him go - swishing away with that scythe."
The salesman is intrigued about this pig and asks to see the creature. The farmer leads the salesman to an enclosure. Standing within - tall and proud - is the most magnificent pig the salesman has ever seen. But the pig has got a wooden leg.
"That sure is an impressive pig, sir, but why's he got a wooden leg?" asks the salesman.
"This pig is more than 'impressive' mister - I'm sure he's unique! Do you know he can also drive the tractor!?"
"Really? But why's he got a wooden leg?"
"He drives our children to school and back!! - even helps them with their homework!!"
"I'm impressed" admits the salesman, "but why the wooden leg?"
"THIS PIG is also a leading authority on organic farming; thanks to him we've managed to branch out, and now our revenue is higher than that of any other farm in this county!!
"Yeah, yeah!! You've got one hell of a pig - I can see that by just looking at him - but why does it have a wooden leg!?" Insists the salesman.
"Did I mention the publishing deals? This pig's just written a best seller - we're going to be even richer now!!"
"Amazing, truly amazing - but why the WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!!"
The farmer looks admiringly at his pig and then turns to the salesman: Son, with a pig like this - you just DON'T eat him all at once."

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