One-finger salute leads to big trouble in traffic blitz
A security guard who otherwise would have not received a ticket flipped off an unmarked police cruiser, leading to more alarming discoveries: "The man had also been driving with bare feet and had banana peels wrapped around his feet. He said it was a cure for bunions. The man was given a lecture on why he shouldn't be driving with a dog licking his ear or trying to use a holistic method to cure a foot problem while driving."
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.