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Old 10-20-2003, 00:38   #1 (permalink)
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One for the gals ;)

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.

The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to
remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out
and then he would buy her another place.

The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on
her own there, to pack up her things.

While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal
belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a
few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain
rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for
the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely.
Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad.

They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents; carpets were steam cleaned;
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought
in; the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The
moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job,
taking everything to their new home...

...including the curtain rods.

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Re: One for the gals ;)

Hell Hath No Fury.....etc.etc. is was a joke, wasn't it?
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Old 10-20-2003, 05:39   #3 (permalink)
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Re: One for the gals ;)

Who takes curtains when moving house?
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Re: One for the gals ;)

Good Joke! but the Curtians usually stay and if they dont, the rods do
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Old 10-20-2003, 15:41   #5 (permalink)
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Re: One for the gals ;)

Hehe that is a corker....maybe the curtains held a certain sentimental value.
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