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Old 11-06-2001, 20:20   #1 (permalink)
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One for Pritesh...

Sorry i couldn't resist, had to post it.....

> HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER, FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!
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>Milburn - capital of Victoria
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>Peck - to fill a suitcase
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>Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
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>Pigs - for hanging out washing with
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>Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
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>Pug - large animal with a curly tail
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>Nin tin dough - computer game
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>Munner stroney - soup
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>Min - male of the species
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>Mess Kara - eye makeup
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>McKennock - person who fixes cars
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>Mere - Mayor
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>Leather - foam produced from soap
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>Lift - departed
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>Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
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>Kittle crusps - potato chips
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>Ken's - Cairns
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>Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
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>Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
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>Inner me - enemy
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>Guess - vapour
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>Fush - marine creatures
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>Fitter cheney - type of pasta
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>Ever cardeau - avocado
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>Fear hear - blonde
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>Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
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>Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
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>Duffy cult - not easy
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>Amejen - visualise
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>Day old chuck - very young poultry
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>Bug hut - popular recording
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>Bun button - been bitten by insect
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>Beard - a place to sleep
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>Chully Bun - Esky
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>Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
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>Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
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>Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
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>Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
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>One Doze - well known computer program
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>Brudge - structure spanning a stream
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>Sex - one less than sivven
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>Tin - one more than nine
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>Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
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>Earplane - large flying machine
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>Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
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>Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
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>Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
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>Cuds - children
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>Pits - domestic animals
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>Cuttin - baby cat
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>Munce - usually served on toast
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Old 11-06-2001, 20:30   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. what a pisser. there a few you missed though.

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Old 11-06-2001, 20:36   #3 (permalink)
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Well done..that's brilliant.
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Old 11-06-2001, 20:46   #4 (permalink)
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At the risk of sounding defensive, those are jusy stereo types!!!
I've been to Aussie a few times (may god help us all) and it's like NZ is another state of Aus.
BUT KIWI'S STILL ROCK!!!:s2: :s2: :s2: :s2: :s6:
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Old 11-06-2001, 20:49   #5 (permalink)
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At the risk of sounding defensive, those are jusy stereo types!!!
Thats cool, it was only meant for laugh...
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Old 11-06-2001, 20:59   #6 (permalink)
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Thats cool, it was only meant for laugh...
Yeah I know, and it was funny:oo1:
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Old 11-06-2001, 21:05   #7 (permalink)
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Pritesh: We allready have an Island state called Tasmania we dont need another 2. I know that you Love Australia and would Love to be an Australian but it's not possible so I just suggest you come to Australia and hopefully in 40 years time your New Zeland accent will be fully depleted.
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Old 11-06-2001, 21:37   #8 (permalink)
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For the thousand in attendance and millions watching around the world.....

Ladies and gentlemen.....

LLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUUMMBLEEEEE!!! :s6::s6::s6::s6:


Hehehe.....what a laugh.
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Old 11-07-2001, 01:00   #9 (permalink)
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LOL

LOL :MUha: :MUha: Stop it man! :MUha:

Thet uz seriusly funny
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Old 11-07-2001, 02:02   #10 (permalink)
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