Originally posted by Nipper
FM Have a look at the new model out from BSR Corp.
Cushioned Keyboard that sits on your lap, Wrap around head phones, Machine and Monitor Coloured to your spec's. Built in desk jack (tm) holder (when not in use).
As used by members of the BSR racing team Administration.
Drinks Holder (Spirts or stubbies must be specified)
Phone Link direct to Ali Baba's Maxi Taxi's.
Built in ATM for Cash issuance.
See Minge for a full price for this model!!!!
Unfortunately the above model has been re-called with the following errors found
1) Start up sound scheme stuck on "bing...Bing...Snort..fits of laughter"
2) Desk jack feature was removed on each machine by head tech - Mr Sparkles and given the thumbs down!
3) Ali baba's taxi service condemmed by health inspectors for excessive body odour
4) Atm swipe slot at Mgs failed to produce cash facilities, infact each swipe caused a direct debit to account!
If you have received any said stock please do not attempt to contact me!