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Old 08-03-2004, 18:20   #1 (permalink)
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop."

The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.

The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"

Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Holden, YOU ride in it!
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Bwahahahahahaha.. Owned!
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Old 08-03-2004, 18:41   #3 (permalink)
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An oldie but a goodie
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Old 08-03-2004, 20:34   #4 (permalink)
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lol an oldie that one, still a pisser
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Bwahahaha, heard it before but still a good one
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Old 08-03-2004, 21:49   #6 (permalink)
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Lol...nice one that...must tell the (Holden) workmates that one.
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Sucks to be him (the dad)
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lol good one
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Ha ! That's a pisser
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yep, oldie but a goodie
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