Out back joke...
A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The
pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and
is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said
boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from
the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch."
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