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Old 11-24-2004, 01:10   #1 (permalink)
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Out back joke...

A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The
pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and
is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove
him."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said
boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from
the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".

"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch."
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:26   #2 (permalink)
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0o0o thats controversial! but really quite funny.
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:30   #3 (permalink)
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bwhahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha nice
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:38   #5 (permalink)
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Hehehehe
I just sprayed southern comfort all over my monitor.
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:40   #6 (permalink)
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Ooooooohhhhh, that's blooy hard case man. Hahaha.
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Quote:
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Hehehehe
I just sprayed southern comfort all over my monitor.
What a waste lol

Funny stuff
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:47   #8 (permalink)
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What a waste lol

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It's ok, I'm licking it off the monitor as I type this
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I just sprayed southern comfort all over my monitor.
mmm now that's a damn nice drink

and at the joke... but like 1st reply said... a bit controversial...
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The dangers of drink typing.
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