So we are looking for ideas to spice up the evening.
I say, "Well I have heard of this idea. You go rent a pron tape, pop it in the VCR, hit fast forward, then hit play. What ever they are doing, you have to do."
Without missing a beat, she said, "OK, sounds fun but where are we going to get a large black man at this time of night?"
I was speechless, we went with a back massage instead.