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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-31-05, 04:14 PM Thread Starter
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So we are looking for ideas to spice up the evening.

I say, "Well I have heard of this idea. You go rent a pron tape, pop it in the VCR, hit fast forward, then hit play. What ever they are doing, you have to do."

Without missing a beat, she said, "OK, sounds fun but where are we going to get a large black man at this time of night?"



I was speechless, we went with a back massage instead.
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ROFL, thats not own'd thats PWND lmao.

but in the end thats gotta suck!!!

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bwahahaha
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total absolute ****ing PWNAGE

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now that is owned :Owned:

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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lol go mrs. ranger

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dare i ask if thats a true story?

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Had to laugh at that one.Hope you enjoyed the massage!
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hehe. Figured you guys would like this one.
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