* I didn't see this in another post so here goes *
A married couple went to hospital to have their baby
delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had
invented a new machine that would transfer a portion
of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. they were both very
much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than
the the father had ever experienced before. But as the
labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain
transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. the
doctor checked the husband's blood pressure
and was amazed at how well he was doing. at this point
they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to
feel quite well. since the pain transfer was obviously
helping out the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got
home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
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