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Old 10-20-2003, 21:07   #1 (permalink)
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> Painting the Porch

> A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as

> a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She

> went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he

> had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much

> will you charge?" said the guy. The blonde replied "How about 50

> dollars?" The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials

> she might need were in the garage.

> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> her

> husband, "Does she realise the porch goes all the way around the
> house?"

> The man replied, "She should, .she was standing on it."

> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

> "You're finished already?" he asked.

> "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> two

> coats."

> Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the
> way,"

> the

> blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Old 10-20-2003, 21:32   #2 (permalink)
 
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hehheehh thats funny
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:47   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha, good one, made my day
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I think I found the Ferrari!!!

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Old 10-21-2003, 06:10   #5 (permalink)
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good reason 4 him 2 buy a ford :)
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