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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-20-03, 10:07 PM Thread Starter
Just give me an excuse...
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> Painting the Porch

> A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as

> a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She

> went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he

> had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much

> will you charge?" said the guy. The blonde replied "How about 50

> dollars?" The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials

> she might need were in the garage.

> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> her

> husband, "Does she realise the porch goes all the way around the
> house?"

> The man replied, "She should, .she was standing on it."

> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

> "You're finished already?" he asked.

> "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> two

> coats."

> Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the
> way,"

> the

> blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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hehheehh thats funny
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hahaha, good one, made my day

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-21-03, 05:48 AM
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I think I found the Ferrari!!!

1995 EF Futura - Crow stage 2 cam & adjustable gear, K&N cold air intake, AU XR intake snorkel, Advance stainless steel extractors, hi-flow cat converter, 2.5" pipe, 17" ROH RT shadow chrome mags, Pedders sports ryder suspension, DBA gold cross drilled/slotted rotors, lowered 1.5", camber kit, engine + starter immobiliser and microwave sensor security system.

Teh funnay is now linked here!
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good reason 4 him 2 buy a ford :)
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