> Painting the Porch
> A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as
> a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
> went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
> had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much
> will you charge?" said the guy. The blonde replied "How about 50
> dollars?" The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials
> she might need were in the garage.
> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> husband, "Does she realise the porch goes all the way around the
> The man replied, "She should, .she was standing on it."
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> "You're finished already?" he asked.
> "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the
> blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....