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Old 08-21-2004, 01:42   #1 (permalink)
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:



• I do physical labor

• I work at great depths

• I am always using my head first

• I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays

• I work in a damp enviroment

• I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties

• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

• I work in high temperatures

• My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Response from Human Resources

After assessing your request, and considering your arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

• You do not work 8 hours straight

• You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

• You do not always follow the orders of the management team

• You do not stay in your assigned possition, and often visit other areas

• You take a lot of non-rostered breaks

• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

• You don't always observe OH & S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits

• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags!
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:33   #2 (permalink)
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hehe thats good.
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Old 08-21-2004, 05:46   #3 (permalink)
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lmao nice one
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Old 08-22-2004, 01:54   #4 (permalink)
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Nice one xr8girl
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:08   #5 (permalink)
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I second his request!
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:09   #6 (permalink)
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mines currently unemployed but doesn't get any job search allowance
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:12   #7 (permalink)
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mines currently unemployed but doesn't get any job search allowance
Just "hands on training" huh?
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:15   #8 (permalink)
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I wish.. mines the council worker of penis's.. lays around allday leaning on a shovel

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Old 08-22-2004, 02:18   #9 (permalink)
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