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Old 08-19-2002, 17:55   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Perfect Breasts (joke)

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100".

"Are you nuts?" she replies and keeps walking. He turns around runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman, got it!"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $10,000?" She thinks about it for a while and says " Hmmm $10,000 eh? Ok, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he seems them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them.....but no biting.

In the end the woman gets annoyed and asks "Are you gunna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies "Too expensive!"
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Old 08-20-2002, 05:00   #2 (permalink)
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Bahahahaahahaha!!! I must try that one day!
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Old 08-20-2002, 16:22   #3 (permalink)
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Tried it last night with the missus 3Toed, crashed and burned big time, even with the offer of money changing hands.
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