Two couples were playing cards one evening. Dave accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bend down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Mike's wife's legs were spread and wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Dave upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Dave went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Mike's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Dave courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well as the moral costs of this offer, Dave indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Mike, works Friday afternoons Dave doesn't, that Dave should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Dave showed up at Mike's house for the planned time at 2pm sharp and after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Mike's wife had promised. Afterwards, Dave quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Mike came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did Dave come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Mike's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
Mike with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Dave came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Dale and Christine
Christine Newsletter Editor
[For those clubs that think we have more then 1 president i hope this clarifys things for you.
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