Australian TE50 AU1 Member
Join Date: Jun 2001
It's amazing what thoughts go through your head when riding a bike to work.
The Aussie FordForum
If you are looking for a site
With sensitivity and decorum
Whatever you do
Don’t visit the FORDFORUM
Now I have to warn you
That the ‘F’ word is used a lot
Fiesta, Falcon Forte Futura, Fairmont,
With Fairlane in top spot.
You’ll read comments galore
That will make you squirm and cringe,
Especially those from a wee little lad
affectionately known as Laminge
We have visits from the dark side
Who like to stick in the knife
They drive silly cars and have silly names
Like Brendan, Hobbes and Strife.
We have Aussie blokes like Pete
Whose lust for more power is not funny
He knows what mods he wants
He just needs bucket loads of money.
If you like to read trivia
And hear jokes from a loon
Just open up a post
From a lad we call Falchoon.
There is another person who
we will all meet sooner or later
he likes eating donuts
he’s our king moderator
We have a man who loves his fords
His dream is to own the best of them
He watches over what we say
His initials are FM
And then there are our lasses
Like Carolyn and XR8Chic
A gal who loves XR8 Sprints
And a discovery girl known as Flick
We have members from overs the seas
As far away as the US
They are jealous of our cars
Especially Nylie and the Lunatic SS
Tassie is well represented
With the likes of HSE2 and EDXR6
They have opinions galore and lovely roads
where they speed to get their fix
Now there’s one who drives an EF
He’s a Falcon sort of guy
And another jolly fellow
Who has a Sparkle in his eye.
A question for our cousins in NZed
We need an answer please pray tell
We know of your Ford Fanatics,
But where’s that pritesh person called Patel.
There are many others I could mention
But that would take too long
just visit the Asylum and the Pub
to see what’s going on.
And what you may ask
Is the story with me
Well, I just like a good laugh
Teehee, teehee, teehee.